i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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