Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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