he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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