I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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