U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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