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i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
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I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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