Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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