This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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