i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
