He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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