She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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