Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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