i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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