She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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