I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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