Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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