I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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