dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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