are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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