So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I would fuck him just for his dog
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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