You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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