I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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