Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
