alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
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