oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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