Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
