His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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