dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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