I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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