idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I think my moral compass just broke
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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