Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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