ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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