I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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