Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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