Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
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You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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