if only i could text you this smell
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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