I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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We just shotgunned beers for America
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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