Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
