just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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