Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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