is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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