There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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