S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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