I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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