When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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