Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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