i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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