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Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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