People in love make me want to vomit
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just invented taco cereal.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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