How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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