I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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