May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.