I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
