I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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