Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
This house was built for laser tag.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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